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Difference is I had to google my image. You had the luxury of just posting your screensaver. Not fair.

Live scenes of @Clarke and @Smalls

It's not about believing him. Just harassing him calling him a liar or an idiot is a bite.

Just caught up on the last 5/6 pages and Clarke is one hell of a fisherman! Casually throwing out bait and getting massive bites in return. Reel em in, kiddo. <3 Clarke <3

Tom isn't mentally ill, just deluded. Would love for all this to pay off, but really can't see it.

What a fat cunt!

Fuck sake Tom.

I'm sure when they tour they have some VIP meet and greet type offers for sale. You'd have to check their website for clarification first. Just a heads up though, they haven't been the same since Freddie Mercury died so I'd save your money, pal.

Hahahahaha thank fuck I've never been in this thread before. Read Kay's reply to Oliver's superbly funny post and I have to say she's right buddy. If I'd just done a massive shit and realised I had no toilet paper and then realised I had to choose between my socks or our flag then I can guarantee to you that I would not be going home with cold feet. Love my country, but a flag is meaningless.

That was the problem with only having 10... classics were unfortunately going to miss out.

Teenage Satelittes Parking Lot Shes Out Of Her Mind California Sober Kings Of The Weekend Rabbit Hole Wildfire Los Angeles The Only Thing That Matters I hate that I've only been limited to 10. Made it ridiculously hard to choose.

Speedo had so much faith in you but I knew you didn't have what it takes to be BotBM champion. You would have gone down in history as the first rookie to participate and possibly take home the title. Kinda disappointed to be honest, thought we had a winner in our presence.

The exact reason I'm going out first round this time.

Personally I think you were robbed. For me every aspect should be taken into consideration and thinking outside the box by including 3 other girls, whipped cream AND a hamster in your entry was innovative and exciting. Always next year though.

I've checked with @Speedo and he's allowing you to enter with less than 500 posts as long as you get your entry in before the end of the week. Jan is getting impatient and wants to start picking her favourites ASAP. Women can enter but their own competition was in February/March. It alternates on a 6 month cycle. Boobies on the Board Members was a complete success this year with @Patient #48273 running out a clear winner. Hope this has been cleared up for you . Don't forget your entry before it's too late!