Patient #48273

Read his post again and if you still don't get it, maybe ask a trusted adult to explain it to you.

Don't try to make us accomplices in your perverted antics.

120. Got almost everything pre-Neighborhoods, then most of Neighborhoods and then it really, really fell off. 😂

https://www.instagram.com/p/DAbSlgfPKmA/ Post from Fender about Mark's custom bass.

You should read The Troop by Nick Cutter.

This is how you ended up with pinworms that time.

Your next username should be One Night Jand.

Are you looking for somewhere to start over?

Does the blink bunny make you feel a certain way?

If you saw the way Jan eats a sausage (or any phallic-shaped food, for that matter), you'd understand.

Do you like that Tom would have to bend a little bit just to kiss your forehead?

High key, really. Breaking the last 25 years of Tom's life into 20 micro eras and curating dozens of pictures to showcase each one? It'd be less gay to just fuck another guy. It's the kind of gay that results from a lifetime of pent-up repressed homosexual energy.

Is this Clarke's coming out post?

"McNutt" sounds like a joke Casey would make in the fast food thread.

I think this explains quite a lot about you and why you are the way you are.

Nearly a year later, I still have a prank up my sleeve related to the leak rumours.

This would have been more believable without the last sentence.

I appreciate your willingness to learn.

🎶 I'll never forget tonight 🎶

Even as someone who isn't into weed and doesn't like the smell, I just expect to smell it at concerts. For me, it's nowhere near the most annoying sensory issue at a concert.

Before he comes back with the fact that he's a father as proof that he isn't a virgin... 1) Let's see a DNA test first 2) IVF and IUI exist Checkmate.

Go on...

I think that's the video I have in mind too and I thought he was vaping, but I don't remember it that well.

Tom or Mark? I thought @_Bagel was referring to Tom.