Speedo

Today I gambled on a fart and lost.

Today I gambled on a fart and lost.

Of course you'd pick the profile with the 12 year old girl in the photo.

And then we will set up a sting operation to catch you!

And then we will set up a sting operation to catch you!

And then we will set up a sting operation to catch you!

At his trial, the judge asked @Feeling_This_1 "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" He replied “Sexy.”

Was it the video of those people getting killed? Sorry.

Yet I get scolded for giving CC warnings

Oliver paid me 500 bucks for a plaster mold of my anus. I don't know why.

what on earth is a flesh light?

I'm a genie in a bottle, baby. 

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa. Speedo's in need of a guy. 

Wouldn't you like to know?