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  1. _Bagel

    The noblest spirit embiggens the smallest man. Embiggens

  2. _Bagel

    The one with the platypus?

  3. _Bagel

    The Silent Cartographer, like with the beach landing at the start? The GOATTTT

  4. _Bagel

    There’s idiots abound and they’re all fucking RACIST

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      That's no way to talk about the Pakis.

  5. _Bagel

    Thinking of getting a working visa for New Zealand in like a year and a half, when the world is hopefully fully resumed. Anyone been? Anyone travel much?

  6. _Bagel

    This kinda feels like when my parents divorced 

  7. _Bagel

    Turpentine and DWM best songs on the album nocap 

  8. _Bagel

    Turpentine best blink song of all time nocap 

  9. _Bagel

    Vanilla? Like the ice cream?

  10. _Bagel

    Watch it twenty, I will kiss you

  11. _Bagel

    When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      The first time I played Halo was also the first time I got too stoned. My friends put it on to calm me down and it was glorious in it's majesty.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Kaksteist Kuuddamnnn, what a time to explore a giant alien ring. Stoned with the Master Chief, it doesn't get better

  12. _Bagel

    When's BOTBM?? Is that a Christmas thing?

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      @_Bagelyou kidding? I'll be cheerleading you the whole way! 

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Kay bless ya, you too Kay. You’re a serial winner of this thing tho right, what if I see you there ?! 

    4. Kay

      Kay

      @KayI've won once, came second last year. I think you, Depf or Russel have it in the bag. 

       

  13. _Bagel

    Where are you Houston? Is somebody out there, will somebody listen? 

  14. _Bagel

    Why can't we see our reputation points anymore? I had a positive K/D ratio

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    2. Russel Coight

      Russel Coight

      @_Bagelmate you’re the sickest of sick Cunts getting around. Could never forget.

    3. Ghent

      Ghent

      I ditched the ranking thing that came with the board update. Might set it up later. Trying to get the reputation number to display where it used to. Not sure why it isn't

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Nice one @Ghent, I can see the points on profiles again so I'm sure you're not far off. Keep us chuggin' along baby

  15. _Bagel

    Why is a raven like a writing desk?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      When it makes up unanswerable riddles ... fucking Carroll.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I'll have whatever he was having

  16. _Bagel

    Woah - how about you watch your profanity?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Fuck the fucking fucked up fucks. Those fucked up fuck ups fucking suck. Told you once, you stupid cunts, you fucked up fuck ups are fucked up.

       

  17. _Bagel

    Woketh 

  18. _Bagel

    Wtf has happened haha. The flushing fish thing was...a joke. I didn’t actually cry into a halo book either but 

    1. Patient #48273

      Patient #48273

      You can't make jokes like that in the presence of sociopaths. They don't understand the nuances.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Patient #48273 the nuances just don’t quite  translate over the keyboard. Unless...have...have I become schrodingers douchebag ? Comment backfired = joke.

       

      ..you live long enough to become the villain

  19. _Bagel

    yo...I miss my man @Depf

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Depfdid you make round 2? I simped out. How was it? 
       

      I’ll get my love egg collection sorted in order of diameter 

  20. _Bagel

    You are way to beautiful girls ? 

  21. _Bagel

    You deffo used an Abacus to work that out 

  22. _Bagel

    You fucking TomBots.*Looks quizzically in mirror*

  23. _Bagel

    You guys might not see me round much anymore, I owe Hasbulla money 

  24. _Bagel

    You have united the boards, sir. Take a collective dump on my chest 

  25. _Bagel

    Your body isn’t that revolting Speedo…

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Is it a wonderland? 

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