Ghent 18628 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Jan's on a roll, stop distracting him Speedo Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Speedo is definitely a Skippy 0g light kind of guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Dix 13236 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 5 minutes ago, Jan Nation said: Okay Speedo, it feels like you're trying to be a high schooler right now tbh, take a deep breath, it'll be okay. I'm sorry you and your minion get overly sensitive about everything. I don't really care if you 'believe' an old rumor from my high school over a decade ago either. I promise you I'm going to sleep just fine knowing Speedo does not believe this could be. I'd deflect too lol Link to post Share on other sites
Ghent 18628 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 I also had a "peanut butter girl" in my high school class. Assuming it wasn't true? But it followed her around for the full four years. Everyone just went with it Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 11 minutes ago, Ghent said: I also had a "peanut butter girl" in my high school class. Assuming it wasn't true? But it followed her around for the full four years. Everyone just went with it Yeah I don't know why it struck so close to home for Speedo. We had a horse girl, a peanut butter girl, and a cantaloupe guy. Normal high school stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghent 18628 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 1 minute ago, Jan Nation said: Yeah I don't know why it struck so close to home for Speedo. We had a horse girl, a peanut butter girl, and a cantaloupe guy. Normal high school stuff. Yep, I had a sausage boy too. Every time hot dogs came up on the lunch menu he would get chased around with them! Edit: What did the guy do with the cantaloupe?! Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Just now, Ghent said: Yep, I had a sausage boy too. Every time hot dogs came up on the lunch menu he would get chased around with them! I was the cantaloupe guy. 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 33 minutes ago, Ghent said: Edit: What did the guy do with the cantaloupe?! Bad things Ghent, bad things.. Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Two Bags 1586 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 1 hour ago, Jan Nation said: Bad things Ghent, bad things.. The problem is, you’re still the cantaloupe guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 15 minutes ago, Machine Gun Skelly said: The problem is, you’re still the cantaloupe guy. Already sitting in the microwave waiting for you to send the videos bud. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ghent 18628 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 You really stick yer dick in a cantaloupe Jan? Rethinking my fanhood 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Two Bags 1586 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 4 minutes ago, Ghent said: You really stick yer dick in a cantaloupe Jan? Rethinking my fanhood At least in my young days of discovering my sexuality, we’d be raiding our friend Kyle’s hot Mom’s underwear drawer and putting her panties on our faces instead of sticking our dicks in fruit Link to post Share on other sites
Patient #48273 8612 Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 Did Nasa's questionnaire ask about fruit? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Guys I'm having PTSD, stop. Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 But no I use wicked cream off Amazon since I can't get the real thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Two Bags 1586 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 8 minutes ago, Jan Nation said: But no I use wicked cream off Amazon since I can't get the real thing. You should try dipping your fingers in a jar of jalapeño juice and then try it, really makes it feel extra special 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 1 minute ago, Bobby Patel said: You should try dipping your fingers in a jar of jalapeño juice and then try it, really makes it feel extra special Where do you put it? Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Two Bags 1586 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 10 minutes ago, Jan Nation said: Where do you put it? Preferably, submerge your fingertips in the jalapeño juice for 45 seconds until dripping wet, and then get as many drops as possible from your fingertips down into your little peehole for max pleasure Link to post Share on other sites
Nasa 3623 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 48 minutes ago, Patient #48273 said: Did Nasa's questionnaire ask about fruit? no, although they should have. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel Girls United 7188 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 13 minutes ago, Bobby Patel said: Preferably, submerge your fingertips in the jalapeño juice for 45 seconds until dripping wet, and then get as many drops as possible from your fingertips down into your little peehole for max pleasure I'll get back to you. I've had a urethra sting before (some devil ridden hand lotion), it was possibly the worst pain of all time, hopefully this is going to be different? Like the heat cancels itself out when you soak it? Does it help if I start in the anus? Link to post Share on other sites
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