Coddled Jan Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 Speedo is definitely a Skippy 0g light kind of guy.
Speedo Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Jan Nation said: Okay Speedo, it feels like you're trying to be a high schooler right now tbh, take a deep breath, it'll be okay. I'm sorry you and your minion get overly sensitive about everything. I don't really care if you 'believe' an old rumor from my high school over a decade ago either. I promise you I'm going to sleep just fine knowing Speedo does not believe this could be. I'd deflect too lol
Ghent Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 I also had a "peanut butter girl" in my high school class. Assuming it wasn't true? But it followed her around for the full four years. Everyone just went with it
Coddled Jan Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, Ghent said: I also had a "peanut butter girl" in my high school class. Assuming it wasn't true? But it followed her around for the full four years. Everyone just went with it Yeah I don't know why it struck so close to home for Speedo. We had a horse girl, a peanut butter girl, and a cantaloupe guy. Normal high school stuff.
Ghent Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Jan Nation said: Yeah I don't know why it struck so close to home for Speedo. We had a horse girl, a peanut butter girl, and a cantaloupe guy. Normal high school stuff. Yep, I had a sausage boy too. Every time hot dogs came up on the lunch menu he would get chased around with them! Edit: What did the guy do with the cantaloupe?!
Coddled Jan Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 Just now, Ghent said: Yep, I had a sausage boy too. Every time hot dogs came up on the lunch menu he would get chased around with them! I was the cantaloupe guy. 2 2
Coddled Jan Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, Ghent said: Edit: What did the guy do with the cantaloupe?! Bad things Ghent, bad things..
Sun God Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Jan Nation said: Bad things Ghent, bad things.. The problem is, you’re still the cantaloupe guy.
Coddled Jan Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, Machine Gun Skelly said: The problem is, you’re still the cantaloupe guy. Already sitting in the microwave waiting for you to send the videos bud. 1
Ghent Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 You really stick yer dick in a cantaloupe Jan? Rethinking my fanhood 1
Sun God Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ghent said: You really stick yer dick in a cantaloupe Jan? Rethinking my fanhood At least in my young days of discovering my sexuality, we’d be raiding our friend Kyle’s hot Mom’s underwear drawer and putting her panties on our faces instead of sticking our dicks in fruit
Patient #48273 Posted March 30, 2021 Author Posted March 30, 2021 Did Nasa's questionnaire ask about fruit? 1
Coddled Jan Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 But no I use wicked cream off Amazon since I can't get the real thing.
Sun God Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Jan Nation said: But no I use wicked cream off Amazon since I can't get the real thing. You should try dipping your fingers in a jar of jalapeño juice and then try it, really makes it feel extra special 1
Coddled Jan Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Bobby Patel said: You should try dipping your fingers in a jar of jalapeño juice and then try it, really makes it feel extra special Where do you put it?
Sun God Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Jan Nation said: Where do you put it? Preferably, submerge your fingertips in the jalapeño juice for 45 seconds until dripping wet, and then get as many drops as possible from your fingertips down into your little peehole for max pleasure
Nasa Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 48 minutes ago, Patient #48273 said: Did Nasa's questionnaire ask about fruit? no, although they should have. 1
Coddled Jan Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 13 minutes ago, Bobby Patel said: Preferably, submerge your fingertips in the jalapeño juice for 45 seconds until dripping wet, and then get as many drops as possible from your fingertips down into your little peehole for max pleasure I'll get back to you. I've had a urethra sting before (some devil ridden hand lotion), it was possibly the worst pain of all time, hopefully this is going to be different? Like the heat cancels itself out when you soak it? Does it help if I start in the anus?
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