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_Bagel

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  1. Do you still live in angry days?

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Can you grow out of senseless hate?...Senseless hate

      *sexy Chris flippin riff ensues

  2. Making love at midnight sounds tiring. 

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Plus in a sand dune ? Sand...just isn’t the one, finds a way into every crevice 

  3. I'm not into yoga and I have half a brain!

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Now I can't be too cool in a sand-dune with my pants down

      Speedo's big and I've never seen his face 

  4. I'll take you out for breakfast at night and then we'll go to sleep.

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I knew you would back that

  5. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

  6. I was thinking of getting a bagel this morning.

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I approve this message. Lather that thing in Lurpak!

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