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  1. _Bagel

    How's your weekend, Casey?

    1. Worst poster here

      Worst poster here

      Fiancé got diagnosed with breast cancer, so not great. It’s hard to be royalty on the weekend when life throws these curveballs, one can say we’ve lost our minds in a downward spiral. Our time’s coming, though. It’ll be alright as we are Kings (and Queens) of the weekend. 

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @King of the WeekendJesus. That's awful, I'm sorry man as I know you've been through the ringer. She will kick its ass into the stratosphere. Cancer fucked up with this one. 

  2. _Bagel

    I am the Zodiac Killer

    1. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      Bro.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Funko Pop Salesman_182Brodiac?

  3. _Bagel

    You fucking TomBots.*Looks quizzically in mirror*

  4. _Bagel

    I'm a peeping Tom...so

    1. Bucko

      Bucko

      And I'm a Tom peeping. 

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Peep on my PooPooPeePee

  5. _Bagel

    As you can see - my Jedi powers are far beyond yours 

  6. _Bagel

    Fart in my mouth, damn you 

  7. _Bagel

    Woketh 

  8. _Bagel

    Like killing cops and reading Kerouac 

  9. _Bagel

    The one with the platypus?

  10. _Bagel

    Joe Rogaine going down. This is the way

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You probably should have used “Joe Bro-gan”.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedohehe, the possibilities are endless. Bro Jogan. Joe Brogan. I can imagine him getting really red and angry, 'That's not my frickin' name brah!'

  11. _Bagel

    https://thedharmabum.blog/?p=30

    Shameless plug, socket

  12. _Bagel

    I have incurred his wrath. Shat in a pair of lucky boxers today, too

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It happens to the best of us. You rest your pretty little head and get better.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @SpeedoI've missed us flirting. Thanks darling xx

  13. _Bagel

    I have explosive food poisoning, ndoy 

    1. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      No!!!! Hope that you will recover as quick as possible my English mate!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Thibaut182thanks brother, I may cut out meat for good now

  14. _Bagel

    Got a throbbing Sci-Fi boner atm - planning to read The Forever War, The Dispossessed and Thrawn.

  15. _Bagel

    Covid for a second time - let's goooooo

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    2. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      Stop licking strangers!

    3. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      Oh no 😭😭😭😭

       

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @twentytwenty- Never! They're so delicious! Come here you...

      @Thibaut182- I will live man, there are still more blink videos to be uncovered! ❤️

  16. _Bagel

    Egg nog tastes like shit 

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I wouldn’t know, I’ve never had it but principle alone does not allow me to agree with Jan so fuck eggnog!

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @J3n - I imported some from across the pond, maybe it spoiled on the way over. 
       

      @Speedoi wish I could explain the flavour - it’s like when I was excited to try root beer and it ended up being fucking listerine.

    4. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      Haha I had the same experience with root beer. That 70s show made me have so much hope for it.

      I had a similar experience with Froot Loops, imported it, was expensive as hell, and tasted like shit, like I immediately had to spit it out 

  17. _Bagel

    I must be losing my mind 

  18. _Bagel

    okay - well tell me who IS handsome?

  19. _Bagel

    Sean Penn - Handsome ? 

  20. _Bagel

    Like that feeling that you get when the disc is CORRECT. 
     

    Those are sick lyrics, eat my ass 

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    2. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      "Yo, oh wey oh wey oh" was better

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedosigh, just looked it up - you are correct. That sucks ( the lyrics and maybe you being correct idk)

      That feeling that you get when Speedo’s correct 

      @twentytwentyeyooooooehereiam

    4. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      Dick or disc?

  21. _Bagel

    Daddy Hoppus is cancer free, your mom in my bed - life is good 

  22. _Bagel

    There’s idiots abound and they’re all fucking RACIST

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      That's no way to talk about the Pakis.

  23. _Bagel

    Bagel meltdown, #1. 

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      Oh, sweetie...

      By this boards standards, you're not remotely close to a meltdown. 

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Cheers Kay. A little cute outburst, nothing more! x

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      An outburst ... let's leave out the rest, you're treading into Jan country there.

  24. _Bagel

    This kinda feels like when my parents divorced 

  25. _Bagel

    Omar comin’ yo - RIP 

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I have never seen Boardwalk Empire - we should swap, you won’t be disappointed 

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      I'll get around to it one of these days. I've been meaning to for the better part of a decade now ... I just never remember to start it.

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Sharp as a cue ball that one. Whateva happened there - at the penguin exhibit ? Hope we see it in Many Saints 

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