...Dan...

More new lows for these boards. How low can we go?

How cheeky will it be? You gonna have a Nandos before you put it on too?

Yeah but Oliver's GF took him for a mug and used him for money so Jenn Delonge must be the exact same, pretty simple really.

Not for me, I've put betting on the backburner for a bit, just a fiver on a Saturday in a group acca for me at the moment.

Is she really that bad? Doesn't she do interior design and property? that might have something to do with it.

Nonce.

Up to 21,000th now. I'm in a pretty competitive league though, there are only 18 of us and 10 of them have 300+ points with a couple people within 10 points of me. Bottom 6 buy curry for everyone so the stakes are pretty high! Topping another 2 with a £10 and £20 buy in but there's a hell of a long way to go yet, unsure whether to stick with Salah now though - he was indispensable last year but at £13m he needs to be racking up far more pointage than he is currently.

Yeah but if a player doesn't play (which Mendy didn't) your subs come off the bench in the order they are in, Wan-Bissaka is my 1st sub and got 9 points so when he comes in at the end of the game week that will take my total to 61. No shame in being behind me though, I'm in the top 0.5% in the world currently. 26,000 out of 5,600,000.

You got shit in your eyes? Wan-Bissaka due to come off my bench for Mendy which takes my score up to 61.

Yeah looks that way, top scorer this week again in FPL lads...sort your shit out, I feel like Man City last season.

The injuries have really stunted his development, think how good he was when he bossed Xavi and Iniesta when he was 19 against Barca at the Emirates - he should be one of the best in the world right now but instead he's playing for us! I still think he can do a job for us but him and Noble in the same midfield is a complete no for me unless something seriously changes and the performance Noble put in yesterday was better than anything Wilshere put in the previous 4 games so for me it's up for him to win his place back (if the rumours about the three month injuries aren't true) Rice, Noble and Obiang is a good balance of steel and passing so I would stick with that irregardless of him though.

As a player he is very limited but you cannot underestimate what he brings to the team/squad. He is a lifelong fan and him and Arnie telling the rest of the squad some home truths after the Wolves game has been credited as one of big catalysts for the performance yesterday. To be honest, I'm more worried about how shite Wilshere has looked so far for us rather than Noble at the minute.

Weezers drummer is pretty terrible to be fair, not really surprised.

Saw BlacKkKlansman at the cinema last night, was really good. 8.5/10