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  1. _Bagel

    Enough to know that you treat objects like women man….this aggression will not stand 

  2. _Bagel

    Even Fell in Love is beginning to slap. Wtf is this. 

  3. _Bagel

    Even Grandma? I better call her.

    I see it as they simply became one with the force. Ice becomes water, water becomes vapour, vapour becomes water which freezes and becomes ice. So what is it, really? We are all the same thing  and I love u.

  4. _Bagel

    Every crab whittles the soul 

  5. _Bagel

    Fart in my mouth, damn you 

  6. _Bagel

    Finally googled Krampus...pass the Xanax

  7. _Bagel

    Fish are friends, not food. I’ve seen Finding Nemo ffs

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I just hope I go first, my friend. It's selfish but I couldn't go on without you.

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Wrath of Margie Whipple we’ll go into that long good-night together, riding majestic steads into oblivion my brother 

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      Go we shall but not gently! Let's flush this bitch!

  8. _Bagel

    Getting teabagged is a great honour. I would back forum Halo to the hilt

  9. _Bagel

    Goddamnit Casey

  10. _Bagel

    Got a throbbing Sci-Fi boner atm - planning to read The Forever War, The Dispossessed and Thrawn.

  11. _Bagel

    Grape scented you say? What about my legs ? Do you need legs? Take them 

  12. _Bagel

    Hahaha - I find his drunken pronunciation so charming.

    Eyyyyeurhs ur olllliday, yope yu ejoyyyed this tyhme

  13. _Bagel

    HAPPY LAGWAGON DAY

    1. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      This was yesterday.

    2. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      this was 2 days ago, now

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Jan is lost on Lostthis is embarrassing for me.

      Every day is Lagwagon day when you have skids in your boxers 

  14. _Bagel

    Heaven is a wonderful blink song 

    1. Ghent

      Ghent

      Probably my favorite on NINE

    2. M!ke

      M!ke

      Great Angels and Airwaves song too

  15. _Bagel

    How's your weekend, Casey?

    1. Worst poster here

      Worst poster here

      Fiancé got diagnosed with breast cancer, so not great. It’s hard to be royalty on the weekend when life throws these curveballs, one can say we’ve lost our minds in a downward spiral. Our time’s coming, though. It’ll be alright as we are Kings (and Queens) of the weekend. 

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @King of the WeekendJesus. That's awful, I'm sorry man as I know you've been through the ringer. She will kick its ass into the stratosphere. Cancer fucked up with this one. 

  16. _Bagel

    I am the Zodiac Killer

    1. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      Bro.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Funko Pop Salesman_182Brodiac?

  17. _Bagel

    I ate all the OG members. They tasted like mothballs 

  18. _Bagel

    I bear more grudges, than lonely high court judges 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I too hate bears.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      We all have difficult relationships with our Mothers 

  19. _Bagel

    I could do with a fan…by my bed. It’s hot here 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      We have two, one on either side if the bed. Lower the AC to 72, put the ceiling fan on medium, and both oscillating fans on high ... sleep like a baby.

    2. Fun, Catchy Pop-Punk

      Fun, Catchy Pop-Punk

      i'm here with you and am your biggest fan ❤️ 

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Shit Poster come closer BABE, whisper sweet muffins in my ear 

       

  20. _Bagel

    I dip my toe in this cold, cold life

  21. _Bagel

    I don’t mind, stealing bread - from the mouth of decadence 

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @SpeedoCornell and Vedder, power couple - like me and you 

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      We should start a crooners club!

    4. Fun, Catchy Pop-Punk

      Fun, Catchy Pop-Punk

      I'm going horny 

  22. _Bagel

    I fucking wish brah, it's actually a quote from the game itself

  23. _Bagel

    I have explosive food poisoning, ndoy 

    1. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      No!!!! Hope that you will recover as quick as possible my English mate!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Thibaut182thanks brother, I may cut out meat for good now

  24. _Bagel

    I have incurred his wrath. Shat in a pair of lucky boxers today, too

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It happens to the best of us. You rest your pretty little head and get better.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @SpeedoI've missed us flirting. Thanks darling xx

  25. _Bagel

    I just wanna know who Tom’s hair guy is. I need a crowdfund for follicles

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