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When I met Jesus I was like "that walking on water shit is a a hoax". Dude had a sense of humor and said "The wine thing was true though, they hadn't believed I walked on water if not" and I was like "touché". 

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56 minutes ago, Speedo said:

If you glued a compass to his helmet the dunce would spend an hour getting whiplash trying to look at it. Eventually he’ll realize he can take the helmet off though, just needs a little time.

Last time I wore a helmet your mom deliberately poked a hole through it, then you happened. Never again. 

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1 minute ago, Boomer42069 said:

Last time I wore a helmet your mom deliberately poked a hole through it, then you happened. Never again. 

It took you an hour to think of this one, huh?

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1 minute ago, Patient #48273 said:

It took you an hour to think of this one, huh?

Starting to think you and Speedo are the same person 

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2 minutes ago, Boomer42069 said:

Starting to think you and Speedo are the same person 

Jan has had the same thought! You two have more in common than you'll ever admit.

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1 minute ago, Patient #48273 said:

Jan has had the same thought! You two have more in common than you'll ever admit.

You don’t even know. Maybe me and Jan are the same person, just like you and “Speedo” 

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8 minutes ago, Boomer42069 said:

Last time I wore a helmet your mom deliberately poked a hole through it, then you happened. Never again. 

And it only took you an hour to come up with that, look at you improving!

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2 minutes ago, Boomer42069 said:

You don’t even know. Maybe me and Jan are the same person, just like you and “Speedo” 

Nah, Jan is better looking.

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1 minute ago, Speedo said:

And it only took you an hour to come up with that, look at you improving!

I appreciate your support, you’re my #1 fan :-) 

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2 minutes ago, Boomer42069 said:

You don’t even know. Maybe me and Jan are the same person, just like you and “Speedo” 

What if I’m the real account and Patient is my sock?

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Went to Disneyland a few days ago and found Mark’s tile outside the main gate to the park. Featuring part of my generic shoe that 10,000,000 other people also own so you know for sure that it was me who took this picture.

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1 minute ago, Patient #48273 said:

The lack of comma makes it look like two people, Mark Skye and Jack Hoppus.

Excellent observation Matthew 

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