Donald Trump's Bulge 8553 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 Recently I was out to dinner with a woman and the song Mr Jones on and I said it was about the guy's penis. She had been unaware of this. Later when we were cuddling on the couch, my phone buzzed in my pocket and she said "Did Mr jones like that?" I am just thinking, OMG, this woman has named my penis. Then other things happened...... But nah, my sex life sucks!!! Sex is a myth! 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1674 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ghent said: Neal is definitely a virgin hey don't invite me to be a part of your blue balls club. i heard there's a great book out there for people like you that want to get laid. I'm glad that you two agree on something for once though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 10031 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 Did he tap this too? 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1674 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: Recently I was out to dinner with a woman and the song Mr Jones on and I said it was about the guy's penis. She had been unaware of this. Later when we were cuddling on the couch, my phone buzzed in my pocket and she said "Did Mr jones like that?" I am just thinking, OMG, this woman has named my penis. Then other things happened...... But nah, my sex life sucks!!! Sex is a myth! LOL! i missed you, man. your made up stories is exactly what this board's been missing These couple weeks 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghent 16766 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Kay said: Did he tap this too? Doubt it, she's fugly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump's Bulge 8553 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Kay said: Did he tap this too? Two weird looking tombots at a meet and creep. Nope. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1674 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Kay said: Did he tap this too? he clearly did, omg i can see her bra. a bra! totally tapping that. i'll be back in two minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump's Bulge 8553 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Neal said: LOL! i missed you, man. your made up stories is exactly what this board's been missing These couple weeks Of course its "made up". Sex doesn't happen! Its a myth. Says the guy who isn't getting laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1674 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: Two weird looking tombots at a meet and creep. Nope. don't Project your lack of sex on tom and his fans. Pretty sure he winked before this Picture was taken. i'd like to tell you more but.. #brocode Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1674 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: Of course its "made up". Sex doesn't happen! Its a myth. Says the guy who isn't getting laid. hey just because i don't conclude from two people in a Picture to sex doesn't mean that tom isn't getting laid. i'm just not so insecure about my sex life that i Need to constantly bring it up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JarJarBlinks 3040 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, Kay said: Did he tap this too? Good lord I hope not. Sidenote: the kid's head looks photoshopped? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghent 16766 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 That picture is just all around hilarious. Tom looks like a bozo as well lol 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Kyle_ 9273 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 all I'm going to say is that you people have a strange relationship with Tom Delonge. 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mard_Smartiest_Blinkfan 192 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 lol wanting 2 fuck or fuck womin when ur a male isnt abnormal what is, is thinking that its not normal to want to fuck womin, think about it ghenty, if every male didnt want to fuck any womin no male would fuck any womin, therefore u wouldnt exist ghenty, because ur dad fucked ur mom and he enjoyed that and he didnt say "oh no, i must not fuck womin, fucking or thinking about fucking womin is bad" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mard_Smartiest_Blinkfan 192 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 23 minutes ago, JarJarBlinks said: Good lord I hope not. Sidenote: the kid's head looks photoshopped? aha he taped them both, id fuck the womin on the right id leave the kid alone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jane 2002 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 Right now in the brains of Ghent and Oli: Whoa if I was Tom Delonge I'd totally have sex with the office milf, and her sister, and her cousin, and her other cousin. No way Tom doesn't have sex with the office milf. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghent 16766 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 Only if the office milf was hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1674 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, Ghent said: Only if the office milf was hot. you don't understand the word milf, do you? 1 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1674 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, oliver_makes_good_points said: aha he taped them both, id fuck the womin on the right id leave the kid alone who's this clown? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverOliver 3125 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: Recently I was out to dinner with a woman and the song Mr Jones on and I said it was about the guy's penis. She had been unaware of this. Later when we were cuddling on the couch, my phone buzzed in my pocket and she said "Did Mr jones like that?" I am just thinking, OMG, this woman has named my penis. Then other things happened...... But nah, my sex life sucks!!! Sex is a myth! You sure date the funniest women. First bing bong and now this. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
