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  1. When's BOTBM?? Is that a Christmas thing?

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      @_Bagelyou kidding? I'll be cheerleading you the whole way! 

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Kay bless ya, you too Kay. You’re a serial winner of this thing tho right, what if I see you there ?! 

    4. Kay

      Kay

      @KayI've won once, came second last year. I think you, Depf or Russel have it in the bag. 

       

  2. Bagel meltdown, #1. 

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      Oh, sweetie...

      By this boards standards, you're not remotely close to a meltdown. 

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Cheers Kay. A little cute outburst, nothing more! x

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      An outburst ... let's leave out the rest, you're treading into Jan country there.

  3. I think im attached to this board, I can't remember what else I used the internet for?

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Yang Gang was Punk Rockhahah - do you ever cruise the board on your phone ? 
       

       Like I’m addicted to seeing the little red notification appear. If I have 3 or more...I feel validated and that my life has amounted to something. I would rather that than get a text from someone. What is happening . The claws are in deep 

    3. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      I used to but it gets truly exhausting trying to reply back to all the snarky comments and discussions, having to go back and fix a million grammatical errors your phone made and then questioning your use of time for fixing grammatical errors on a message board like this...also, I just sort of had a crisis about laying down and surfing my phone for hours every day after work instead of doing things, a desktop allows me to just focus on it until my back is stiff and then go do something else.  I'm with you on the notifications thing, I know there's a poster that goes back and likes all your old posts at once so you have 40 notifications, only to get furious it clutters your noti box and is all old junk (monkey wrench I think his name is), and the days when I have none I'm always confused if I just need to refresh it and feel an innate sense of loneliness if it is in fact none after.

      I hope that answers your question.

    4. Russel Coight

      Russel Coight

      I’m 95% phone browsing. It’s just easier.

  4. I'm gay. So what? Don't judge...my butt

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Glad to hear it. I'm okay - haven't come back with much change or any epiphanies. Just tipping my toe back in to see y'know

    3. Kay

      Kay

      love you bagel buddy

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Kay aw, love you too K-Dawg. Thanks for that x

  5. Like that feeling that you get when the disc is CORRECT. 
     

    Those are sick lyrics, eat my ass 

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    2. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      "Yo, oh wey oh wey oh" was better

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedosigh, just looked it up - you are correct. That sucks ( the lyrics and maybe you being correct idk)

      That feeling that you get when Speedo’s correct 

      @twentytwentyeyooooooehereiam

    4. Hurt - oh oh
  6. Fish are friends, not food. I’ve seen Finding Nemo ffs

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I just hope I go first, my friend. It's selfish but I couldn't go on without you.

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Wrath of Margie Whipple we’ll go into that long good-night together, riding majestic steads into oblivion my brother 

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      Go we shall but not gently! Let's flush this bitch!

  7. Why can't we see our reputation points anymore? I had a positive K/D ratio

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    2. Russel Coight

      Russel Coight

      @_Bagelmate you’re the sickest of sick Cunts getting around. Could never forget.

    3. Ghent

      Ghent

      I ditched the ranking thing that came with the board update. Might set it up later. Trying to get the reputation number to display where it used to. Not sure why it isn't

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Nice one @Ghent, I can see the points on profiles again so I'm sure you're not far off. Keep us chuggin' along baby

  8. Covid for a second time - let's goooooo

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    2. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      Stop licking strangers!

    3. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      Oh no 😭😭😭😭

       

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @twentytwenty- Never! They're so delicious! Come here you...

      @Thibaut182- I will live man, there are still more blink videos to be uncovered! ❤️

  9. I don’t mind, stealing bread - from the mouth of decadence 

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @SpeedoCornell and Vedder, power couple - like me and you 

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      We should start a crooners club!

    4. Fun, Catchy Pop-Punk
  10. Omar comin’ yo - RIP 

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I have never seen Boardwalk Empire - we should swap, you won’t be disappointed 

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      I'll get around to it one of these days. I've been meaning to for the better part of a decade now ... I just never remember to start it.

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Sharp as a cue ball that one. Whateva happened there - at the penguin exhibit ? Hope we see it in Many Saints 

  11. Egg nog tastes like shit 

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I wouldn’t know, I’ve never had it but principle alone does not allow me to agree with Jan so fuck eggnog!

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @J3n - I imported some from across the pond, maybe it spoiled on the way over. 
       

      @Speedoi wish I could explain the flavour - it’s like when I was excited to try root beer and it ended up being fucking listerine.

    4. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      Haha I had the same experience with root beer. That 70s show made me have so much hope for it.

      I had a similar experience with Froot Loops, imported it, was expensive as hell, and tasted like shit, like I immediately had to spit it out 

  12. Also RIP to your fish Jan, the little fella is swimming majestically in the big fish bowl in the sky

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Oh, it's definitely swimming in a bowl, alright!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Brad Religion dammit Speedo!! Flushhhh

    3. Hurt - oh oh
  13. HAPPY LAGWAGON DAY

    1. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      This was yesterday.

    2. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      this was 2 days ago, now

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Jan is lost on Lostthis is embarrassing for me.

      Every day is Lagwagon day when you have skids in your boxers 

  14. I could do with a fan…by my bed. It’s hot here 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      We have two, one on either side if the bed. Lower the AC to 72, put the ceiling fan on medium, and both oscillating fans on high ... sleep like a baby.

    2. Fun, Catchy Pop-Punk

      Fun, Catchy Pop-Punk

      i'm here with you and am your biggest fan ❤️ 

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Shit Poster come closer BABE, whisper sweet muffins in my ear 

       

  15. Also I think I'm becoming agnostic, I'm scared pls help me

    1. JarJarBlinks

      JarJarBlinks

      what's wrong with that?

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @JarJarBlinks - you're exactly right. My old line of thinking just saw agnosticism as a waste of time. Just got to slowly accept this new model of thinking 

    3. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      Nothing wrong with that.  I think it's the most fair approach with how batshit many religious followers have become (always been a thing, but when one of the 'most trusted religions' in the states comes out with the priests and pope molesting people, it's hard to not drift away from it).  Then, instead realizing how similar religions are, and who's really right? etc etc.  I know being agnostic is being sac-religious, but I try to believe if there is a God out there, he would understand the skepticism as long as you try to be a good person still, it would get forgiven?  If not, holy shit, those are some intense rules to abide by and I don't know anyone outside a select few that follow their religious beliefs and morals to a t.

  16. If you believe, they put a man on the moon...

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      That's my second favorite REM song.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedooooo, first being what my good man?

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      It's the end of the world as we know it!

  17. When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      The first time I played Halo was also the first time I got too stoned. My friends put it on to calm me down and it was glorious in it's majesty.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Kaksteist Kuuddamnnn, what a time to explore a giant alien ring. Stoned with the Master Chief, it doesn't get better

  18. Only real men shed tears at Halo. I've read multiple lore books on the fucking games to get my fill... and cried some more

  19. Wtf has happened haha. The flushing fish thing was...a joke. I didn’t actually cry into a halo book either but 

    1. Patient #48273

      Patient #48273

      You can't make jokes like that in the presence of sociopaths. They don't understand the nuances.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Patient #48273 the nuances just don’t quite  translate over the keyboard. Unless...have...have I become schrodingers douchebag ? Comment backfired = joke.

       

      ..you live long enough to become the villain

  20. I think I realise polls bring out the worst in me

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Even at your worst you are better than most.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedo why can’t I love react a status reply ? Anyway, love react you  beautiful specimen x x

  21. Your way to beautifuuuuul girls, that’s why it would never work

    they have you suiciiiidal, suiciiidal when they say it’s ovaaaa

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You put this song in my head and I listened to it last night ... I forgot the bass line was Stand By Me!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedosuch a banger isn’t it. Stand By Me? The Pennywise hit? Eyyy 🤓

  22. Heaven is a wonderful blink song 

    1. Ghent

      Ghent

      Probably my favorite on NINE

    2. M!ke

      M!ke

      Great Angels and Airwaves song too

  23. I bear more grudges, than lonely high court judges 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I too hate bears.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      We all have difficult relationships with our Mothers 

  24. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      When it makes up unanswerable riddles ... fucking Carroll.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I'll have whatever he was having

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