_Bagel

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Shit man, I've been AFK. I had doritos in my keyboard, we're all good now. Everything's fine here...how're you?

Thinking of getting a working visa for New Zealand in like a year and a half, when the world is hopefully fully resumed. Anyone been? Anyone travel much?

EAT RACISM

My hips are a force of nature, they don't lie

Oh shit..I won a day! I'm gonna call my Mum

iTombomb

I'll bring home the bacon bits, we'll make our parents grandparents

If you like pina colada

and getting caught in the rain 

Crevice is such a good word.

Crevice 

The noblest spirit embiggens the smallest man. Embiggens

Sometimes I'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons