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What if my heart won't recover?

On this day, 15 years ago, Jan knew a few people who liked Coheed and Cambria. Never forget

Elon Musk is a tool

Giraffes are tall. Turtles are gay. Come to Burger King and have it your way.

Let's get real, let's get heavy, till the water breaks the levee

Can y’all quit this competition please? I’m tired of jerking off alone.

A broken man, a Frankenstein

🛸👽🍆🍑🧪🔬

Damn I love blink online

Looks like @Fountain of Cum had the initial leak as hinted on Monday.

I'm gay. So what? Don't judge...my butt

To all the men I have threatened by my Alpha Woman status, I apologise

Clarke is still probably farting out little Olivers this morning

Clarke text to Oliver recently leaked: “Sorry I cannot meet up this weekend, I have a sore tum tum from all the cum cum 🥴”

We said “don’t let the door hit your ass”!

How bout those CHIIIEFS. Let’s Fuckin Go! 2 SBs in 4 years 🏈

How about those CHIEFS let’s go

Scott No Braynor

Thanks to Kay for whipping up the new board header. Looks nice!

I saw John Fogerty live over the weekend. He was good. Thank you for your time.

Egg nog tastes like shit

Like that feeling that you get when the disc is CORRECT. Those are sick lyrics, eat my ass

Pickle gate was exactly what the boards needed. Really brought everybody together.

Mark Hoppus has put a lot of joy into this world, some of that is due to come back round into him. Love you Mark x get well

Exactly 7 Months Until Christmas Eve

don't bother it's gonna hurt me

On these boards...tomato would win

Want to start an American Krampus Festival?

Fuck the Royal Family x x

Also RIP to your fish Jan, the little fella is swimming majestically in the big fish bowl in the sky

Oh come on now Corden! 👀

Jan is right. Fish shouldn't be flushed, even after they die. Either let it die on its own or google ethical ways to euthanize a fish.

Go outside and have a proper burial for him, Jan. Don't listen to these goons

Hahaha - I find his drunken pronunciation so charming. Eyyyyeurhs ur olllliday, yope yu ejoyyyed this tyhme

yes. he says when i'm 12 i can finally have his baby!

All Hail Supreme Leader Joe Biden

Happy Birthday!

Do you still live in angry days?

Shave that fucking beard, bagel!

You people are fucking gross.

Seepage is also a good word. Seepage

Making love at midnight sounds tiring.

I'm not into yoga and I have half a brain!

I'll take you out for breakfast at night and then we'll go to sleep.

I want to give Russel Coight a chicken twisty

If you don’t like Nine, you are a #fakefan

Hey Patient! You're from Canada, eh? I'm from the States. I'll try to update my profile a bit soon. I usually like a bit of mystery, but I think I feel comfortable enough to share a few things, mainly like music interests and my general location, and that I'm female. Lol I guess there aren't a whole lot of us here are there? Well anyway, I still feel pretty welcomed here, so thanks! I'm really sleep deprived, hence the rambling. Sorry!

Wednesday, April 3, 2024: The Return of the Fap Lord?

Where is @Speedo?

This is like the 3rd or 4th time you've done that since I've known you. Do you have a problem?