The Tom Delonge Thread

[Speedo]

1 hour ago, FAP said:

What was she whispering in his ear though?

Hate speech.

[_Bagel]

Maybe Jen hated Mark because Tom and Mark made love that one time...on a gently rolling tour bus, huddling for warmth

[_Bagel]

I might write a Tomark fan fic, to celebrate the bois getting back together

[Sun God]

1 minute ago, _Bagel said:

I might write a Tomark fan fic, to celebrate the bois getting back together

Please make it literotica so I can have a nice Fap while I’m at it 

[Drama-Free Jan]

8 minutes ago, _Bagel said:

Maybe Jen hated Mark because Tom and Mark made love that one time...on a gently rolling tour bus, huddling for warmth

Tom was supposed to makeout with Jen in the I Miss You video but Mark wrote her out so I think the beef started there.

[_Bagel]

1 hour ago, FAP said:

Please make it literotica so I can have a nice Fap while I’m at it 

There'll be illustrations for your wank bank. 

1 hour ago, Jan_the_bodybuilder said:

Tom was supposed to makeout with Jen in the I Miss You video but Mark wrote her out so I think the beef started there.

Then Mark and Tom made out in the scene. The women...they had hairy armpits, must've been the bois canoodling and shit

[Drama-Free Jan]

Tom's instagram posts about blink and him & Mark are enough to get me to buy 50 vynls before hearing a song. This is going to be the best year yet.  Just imagine when it starts leaking.  Going to be nuts. I won't sleep.  Cali with Tom is honestly good enough this day & age.

[Worst poster here]

7 minutes ago, Jan_the_bodybuilder said:

Tom's instagram posts about blink and him & Mark are enough to get me to buy 50 vynls before hearing a song. This is going to be the best year yet.  Just imagine when it starts leaking.  Going to be nuts. I won't sleep.  Cali with Tom is honestly good enough this day & age.

It wont be the only thing that leaks ?

[Elisa]

Maybe this movie will be better than Monsters of California? (answer: not really, but at least it seems interesting)  

https://deadline.com/2025/05/jaime-eliezer-karas-peter-hoare-tom-delonge-suburban-kings-1236406713/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKbIcRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlvHnpoqGXrkCW3DYHGZbxbBOB0lwSqcXCmiSyDEWOIuPq2ux4UW1R8kg_gL_aem_Cc9z3a_D7dwXsQfEny1G2A 

[Knapppers]

1 hour ago, Elisa said:

Maybe this movie will be better than Monsters of California? (answer: not really, but at least it seems interesting)  

https://deadline.com/2025/05/jaime-eliezer-karas-peter-hoare-tom-delonge-suburban-kings-1236406713/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKbIcRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlvHnpoqGXrkCW3DYHGZbxbBOB0lwSqcXCmiSyDEWOIuPq2ux4UW1R8kg_gL_aem_Cc9z3a_D7dwXsQfEny1G2A 

Could they have used a worse photo for Tom lol. 

[Russel Coight]

22 minutes ago, Knapppers said:

Could they have used a worse photo for Tom lol. 

[Sun God]

I’d like to submit these:

[Knapppers]

Why does he always do the squinty eyes thing. 

[Russel Coight]

Bottom right is “felt cute might delete later” energy

[Champ182]

1 hour ago, Knapppers said:

Why does he always do the squinty eyes thing. 

I always assumed he was just constantly high as fuck during that strange selfie era haha

[Sun God]

1 hour ago, Knapppers said:

Why does he always do the squinty eyes thing. 

It’s called weed. Now, that doesn’t exclude the cringe selfie poses though. 

[Elisa]

8 hours ago, Jennifer Delonge Simp said:

I’d like to submit these:

Vanilla white girl selfies + worst duck lips attempt ever 

[twelve]

9 hours ago, Jennifer Delonge Simp said:

It’s called weed. Now, that doesn’t exclude the cringe selfie poses though. 

I need some. 
He’s been a bit quiet on social media lately.

[_Kyle_]

Wolfgang Binder

[_Bagel]

16 hours ago, Jennifer Delonge Simp said:

I’d like to submit these:

Looks like a giant baby that just woke up, beanie baby